Quote of the Day: May 31, 2011

Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion? 
Elizabeth Swann: Wretch. 
[attempts to slap him] 
Jack Sparrow: [grabs her wrist] Ah, where is dear William? 
Elizabeth Swann: Will! 
Will Turner: Elizabeth! 
Jack Sparrow: Monkey! 

Quote of the Day: May 30, 2011

Jack Sparrow: I can name fingers and point names.

Quote of the Day: May 29, 2011

Lord Beckett: You're mad! 
Jack Sparrow: well thats good cause If I wasn't, this'd probably never work. 

Quote of the Day: May 28, 2011

Jack Sparrow: You've stolen me, so I've come to get meself back

Quote of the Day: May 27, 2011

Jack Sparrow: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum! 
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone? 
Elizabeth Swann: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it? 
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone? 

Quote of the Day: May 26, 2011

Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her? 
Will Turner: I'd die for her. 
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.

Quote of the Day: May 25, 2011

Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.