Picture of the Day: June 4, 2011

Quote of the Day: June 4, 2011

Tia Dalma: Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you. 
[hands Jack a jar of dirt] 
Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt. 
Tia Dalma: Yes. 
Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help? 
Tia Dalma: If ya don't want it. Give it back. 
Jack Sparrow: [turns away, hugging jar to his chest] No. 
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Picture of the Day: June 3, 2011

Quote of the Day: June 3, 2011

Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft. 
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles. 
Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles. 
Will Turner: What did he use for rope? 
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair. 
[pause] 
Jack Sparrow: From my back. 

Quote of the Day: June 2, 2011

Jack Sparrow: [to cannibals] *Alas*, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost... 
[gets splashed by a wave] 
Jack Sparrow: ...Captain Jack Sparrow.

Quote of the Day: June 1, 2011

Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone? 
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why. 

Quote of the Day: June 2, 2011

Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then? 
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key. 
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen? 
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path. 
Jack Sparrow: [turns to Gibbs] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.