Quote of the Day: June 28, 2011

Jack Sparrow: Who are you? 
Tai Huang: Tai Huang. These are my men. 
Jack Sparrow: Where does your allegiance lie? 
Tai Huang: With the highest bidder. 
Jack Sparrow: I have a ship. 
Tai Huang: That makes you the highest bidder. 
Jack Sparrow: Good man. 'Weigh anchor all hands. Prepare to make sail. 
[takes out compass] 

Quote of the Day: June 27, 2011

Captain Ammand: [about Barbossa] Shoot him! 
Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue! 
Jack Sparrow: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard! 

Quote of the Day: June 26, 2011

Jack Sparrow: Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or... ahh... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful... I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight. 

Quote of the Day: June 25, 2011

Jack Sparrow: [to Will Turner] Now as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
Will Turner: Tortuga?
Jack Sparrow: Tortuga.

Quote of the Day: June 24, 2011

Will: Ah, A familiar face.
Cotton's Parrot: Don't eat me.
Will: I'm not gong to eat you
Cotton's Parrot: Don't eat me.

Quote of the Day: June 23, 2011

Ragetti: Since we're not immortal no more. We gotta take care of our immortal souls.
Pintel:You know you can't read.
Ragetti:It's the Bible. You get credit for trying.

Quote of the Day: June 22, 2011

Will: What about Jack? I won't leave without him.
-sees Jack come around the corner, chased by cannibals-
Will: Time to go.